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Trump said he’s open to reconciling with Elon Musk…however Musk still has to sleep on the couch.

There are many differences between us, George, but some are particularly relevant to this debate. 1. You're a man and I'm a woman. 2. You've been wealthy and famous since your early 20s. I didn't become well known until I was well over 30. 3. I've never been given 15 months

J.K. Rowling Very well said, though I doubt it will go in. He's a man without conviction

Caitlyn Jenner fled Israel Saturday amid ongoing missile attacks from Iran. Who can blame her, she’s already lost enough body parts.

On Saturday an innocent bystander was shot during a "No Kings" protest in Utah. This is the last time demonstrators invite Alec Baldwin.

On Saturday at The "No Kings" Protest, a bunch of kids beat up a Donald Trump pinata. The kids were detained and forced to play for the Colorado Rockies.

Over the weekend, major crowds around the country marched to denounce President Trump. Trump said it’s all part of his plan to get the country exercising and back in shape.

A NYC teacher’s union rep said someone is putting her image on laminated cards at Union Headquarters in urinals with the message “Piss on My Face.”  This is really pissing her off and on.

Congrats to Riley Gaines who announced she’s 26 weeks pregnant. After hearing this, Lia Thomas announced shes’s also expecting a baby.

Randi Weingarten has resigned from the DNC. This will give her more time to prepare playing the lead role in the new Richard Belzer Biopic.

Hopefully it's a crypto coin

The UFC said Jon Jones has 2 Weeks to accept a Fight against Tom Aspinall. If he doesn't, he will immediately be given 6 more months.

Conor McGregor punched a man twice at a Nightclub in Ibiza, Spain. It was his first win in 5 years.

The first woman to win the Boston Marathon died at 86 years old. At least she went the distance.

Macron claimed Trump proposed a cease-fire offer to stop the violence between Israel and Iran. Macron then asked Trump “Please do my marriage next”

Astronomers discovered the largest 'ultramassive' black hole ever seen. They really need to get off Bonnie Blue’s OnlyFans.

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Along with his podcast, Gavin Newsom has now launched his own Substack.  He announced this while playing video games while live streaming on Twitch.

New Westminster, B.C! July 26th-29th I’m Headlining The House of Comedy! Come thru.