Corey Quinn startkeylogger Years ago that string would cause Norton AV to kill mIRC if anyone in a channel said it. Good times.

Corey Quinn Robert Graham Amateur x.com/vmyths/status/…

cashier: do u want the receipt emailed to u? me: i don't even care if i die

LIKE THATS WHY BOEING SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE 757. IT WAS SO SUPER FAST, AND IT WAS THE ONLY NARROW BODY PLANE TO BE A “HEAVY.” THE POWER FROM THOSE RB211 ENGINES WAS INCREDIBLE. THAT WAS ALL PHYSICS. AND I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, I STILL DON’T KNOW WHO CAN STAND THE SIDESTICK.

Anne

This is my best LinkedIn post to date

And just like that...with a lot of hard work and gusto I leveled up to L8. From intern to director and all in Amazon Web Services. Thank you to everyone on Team Brigid. 📈 🎉🍾

You know what they say - because 7 8 9 😛

US Consumer Product Safety Commission I heard there was a cord Delivered to your door Plug it in and meet the Lord

Scott Hanselman 🌮 Did an UPDATE on our SQL server, but forgot the WHERE clause. Turned out we should have tested our restore... This was a CMS and I just killed hundreds of article bodies. Spent the night googling the post title and copying the body from Google cache. One. By. One.

JT Genter americanair We lost perfectly good JFK slots due to *???message1497.header???*

None of you kids ever had to be trapped in a poorly ventilated closet recovering Microsoft SBS for 2 days and it shows

⍼ John Nicholson ⍼ SBS was the worst. “Here’s the opposite of every best practice we have ever published all in one neat can of worms”

Travel bloggers at thanksgiving dinner trying to explain how they used Avianca LifeMiles to book their United flight to get there.

I can't even make this shit up

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adulting: you're excited when the principal amount of your monthly mortgage payment finally rises above the interest amount.