TRUMP: “On day one, I will end inflation and slash prices.” MAGA, it's time to admit you got conned.

The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

The king of paper

So, a bunch of us who've been to events with POTUS or VPOTUS over the years know you have to have your DOB and SSN sent 72 hours in advance. There are metal detectors EVERYWHERE. You're cavity searched. So explain to me why this keeps happening? Is it staged or is the Secret

Bron feeding Bron feeding his son in his son in 2006 2026

That "no" always gets me 😂

If the Secret Service can’t properly secure a building IN DC, then the problem isn’t the building.

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

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I rode the Velocicoaster at Universal Studios last year and…. Never again. Bruhhh

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

The actor Ben Stiller, a diehard Knicks fan, posted about the Knicks winning a basketball game yesterday. Thousands of people, including a sitting member of Congress, think he was cheering on a failed (!) assassination attempt. This website rots your brain.

$1,200? Either she got that mortgage decades ago, she lives in Wyoming, or in a matchbox in a city.

NO VOTES in the House tonight. The madness continues....

going on 3 months and the majority in congress can't even agree on what to agree on to put out for a vote.

no professional economist has ever been or will ever be again this funny on purpose

lmao this guy is so funny 🤣

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VanKay your club is in shambles

Man, this story just keeps getting worse and worse