"Goofy is a hell of a dad" by /u/NRGpop: redd.it/l113li

And this is why the church of satan has so many followers that are necessarily satanists, they just find their tweets amusing.

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I- Honey.

Where do I even begin on this masterpiece.

And I just started coming back- Screw you, dude.

This is my 5,000th tweet of never shutting the fuck up, hello <3

"You're a talking bird man." The god simply blinks.

"That doesn't excuse your strangeness." The god sighs. "What are you though? I don't sense you being fully human, if at all."

People who respond fast are hot. You don't look desperate, you look interested.