­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ ­ ­ ­ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 —————

oh. just like you / tried / to save your little robin ? and yet i butchered him like an animal.. oh , I still have the crowbar. AH , what memories

­ ­­­ ­­­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ ­ ­ ohhh , gonna beat me again because that method did OH SO WELL ! hahaha. we both know that there is only ONE way to stop me. oh , but it's against your OH SO PRECIOUS code

/ my joker's build is not skinny , lanky or weak. He can stand toe to toe with Batman in a fist fight , there's also the matter of his pain recetors / nerves being fried so he feels no external pain inflicted on hik , more detailed headcanon to be written later though.

/ sorry for any silence , been trying to catch up on sleep , unsuccessfully

/ you rang ?

/ #munday shit.

joker & catwoman in killing time #2

­ ­­­ ­­­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ ­ ­ wrongo

­ ­­­ ­­­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ ­ ­ always a 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐔𝐕'𝐀 time kitty ! ­ ­­­ ­­­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ ­ ­ the bruises mean you 𝗟͟𝗢͟𝗩͟𝗘͟ 𝗠͟𝗘 . ­ ­­­ ­­­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ ­ ­ paint a 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 on me !

­ ­­­ ­­­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ ­ ­ oh c'mon ozzy , don't ya go bein' like that

­ ­­­ ­­­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ ­ ­ well , you're not WRONG , though the reasons may be... distorted ?

fair enough my feathered friend.

" wonderful , i do so enjoy our time together , quite the VIP treatment from you. " a brief laugh. ­ ­­­ ­­­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ ­ ­ " i mean hell ! Most have to pay for such a privilege , but you're giving it to me for free. "

/ so my ssi / lawyer stuff is going to be picking up here soon , so activity will be limited