genital preference??? preferably in my mouth thank you very much

twitter is so ass

Marijuana has been detected by your Nintendo GameCube system. Place your controller on the floor and step away from the console.

is that pussy indica or sativa ?

*Starts estrogen* (Announcer voice) "Congratulations for unlocking new heroes! Choose one to continue: " - Librarian 📚 - Onlyfans model 💄 - Starbucks employee 🚬 - DnD gamemaster 🖥 - Unemployed doomscroller 🐦 - Musician ⚰️ - Freak in the sheets (Excel at her office job) 📊

Playing Ethal Cain on the speaker at work and asking all of my cïs coworkers if they've seen her beautiful dick and balls

today trans agenda… bird houses built out of gourds I grew last year

they’re cute

only all the time

Happy 420 let’s get high and cum

we’re like twins or something

happy birthday to weed

I love my silly poly life

men don’t deserve women and their continued lack of appreciation is directly related to their lack of bitches

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

if you don’t want girls to take photos in the bathroom why would you make them sooo pretty?

the burrito really hits when all the employees recognize your hot famous girlfriend and go out of their way to make sure it’s fire

just ate her pussy… and now she’s watching a 2 hour long documentary about the weapons used in WW1 trench warfare

The male orgasm is a myth

go to any con in any city and you’ll be tripping over them for sure