in the elevator wm: who's lab are you in? me: mine wm: no, I mean who is the PI of the lab? me: I am wm: in what Professor's lab? me: the Columbus lab and I am Columbus

<borrows crate> *tap tap* is this thing on? Okay. PEOPLE HAVE INTRINSIC VALUE REGARDLESS OF THEIR JOB OR SKILLS. <gets off crate>

Your bacterial name is your last name with -ella as a suffix and favorite flower with -lis as a suffix So I’m... Gunterella roselis

#academictwitter is proud!

#withaphd #phd #goodmorning

At a conference: Dude: "Are you [chief engineer at space company I worked for]'s daughter?" Me, slightly confused: "No..." Dude: "So then how did you get your job?" Me: "I applied and interviewed like everyone else."

#PhDchat #YouGotThis #phdtips #phdlife #gradlife #gradtips #phd #gradschool

#AcademicTwitter #phdchat

If I refused to let my committee see more than 90% of my dissertation materials, they would not let me even think of holding a Supreme Court confirm—um, I mean, PhD defense.

Shout out to all the parents going back to school this year. The parents writing papers after washing bottles, the parents highlighting the reading with your kid asleep in your lap, the parents whose work desk is also a kitchen table with spaghetti noodles scattered across it.

#relatable

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Worrye nat about being productive, for thou art nat a product. We are all of us yn ower owen wayes vast and various creatures of dreames and marvels and hopes and trouthes and mirthe and love.

We normally don't tweet @ companies, but come on Uber and Lyft Ask Lyft, making it so that the wealthy can actually pay to avoid your LAX rideshare rearrangement inconvenience. Curbside pickup...only for the 1% (300% or more price increase) #SMH

High achievers can be masters of disguise when it comes to mental health concerns. Who do you know that appears to have it all together that may need your support or kindness today? Reach out. #MentalHealthAwareness #mentalhealth #phdchat #WomenInSTEM Mental Health Chat