you throw one molotov cocktail and suddenly captain skynet is a socialist

oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"?

Staff: Tell them the Jesus picture was doctored. Trump: I'm a Doctor! Staff: Tell them it's a small military incursion. Trump: It's a great military excursion! Staff: Tell them they're coming seeking asylum. Trump: They're coming from Insane Asylums!

🚨HUGE! In a stunning win for his tax the rich plan, Mayor Zohran Mamdani just reached a deal with Governor Kathy Hochul tax second homes valued over $5 million owned by out-of-state residents. The taxes will generate $500 million annually for the state. This is amazing.

Glad I never went to see him live. I would've walked right out.

Not you putting whole nugs in the blunt. 🥴

You just hate that you became the white man’s poster child for bigotry because now they can turn to you and say “even Black people agree with us! Look at this one!” But we TOLD you that would happen. We literally kept telling you to leave us alone because this would be one of

Yall want us to accept incrementalism meanwhile Republicans have gotten 50% of project 2025 done in 6 months

Reminder that it was white people that nuked your country twice.

Every black person is One Punch Man now apparently. 💀💀💀

beaker: meep meep meep awkwafina: what is u talmbout

ter uma mulher nua deitada em cima de vc é uma das melhores sensações que existem

These new niggas not built for piracy bro LMAOOO

Becoming accidentally important at work because two of your coworkers don't like doing their job and your manager doesn't give a shit.

He's a fake New Yorker.

Going up to somebody you don't know and saying "Ready to shake ass?" is wild no matter how you try to flip it.

Time for the album rollout I guess.

Back when 1x scopes were actually close to your face.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.