deli i’m in rn has the same price for most wing flavors but charges $1 extra for lemon pepper…there’s a word for this

i owe you a black eye and two kisses

ok literally if i didn’t already vote this would’ve convinced me 😭

i’m pretty sure i actually have the cilantro tastes like soap gene but fuck it we ball

i didn’t know the rizzler was a living breathing child btw i thought he was an archetype one of you made up

my romantic prospects are limited by the fact that i can’t bring home anyone my mom would roast

i can’t believe this is our lives…i feel like i’m in hamilton

girl did you not just say the election is fair earlier today??

i’m about to crash out

four years of that ugly blue eyed pig jd vance no i dont know if i can take this

it might be time to tap in

I am so incredibly sick of the "we need to be nicer to young men" takes on the left. why is this the one group that bears no responsibility for their own actions and beliefs?

man on the street just said good morning to me??

saw this out of the corner of my eye and it scared the shit out of me 😭

are we just witnessing a peculiar fetish play out on a nationwide scale? perhaps

do you know what it’s like to stand up in the subway in a way that makes other passengers think you’re a potential threat

her parents need to stop playing and get her on a basketball court

highly recommend this book and her others! she’s great at explaining why everything feels so damn strange.

here damn: bsky.app/profile/abolis…