👨🏻‍🦳 Bob 🍝🍨 🇺🇸 (@ablessedbob) 's Twitter Profile
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@ablessedbob

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Sarcastic & snarky. Conservative.
Widower(1x) Dad(2x) Grandpa(3x)

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calendar_today26-05-2015 03:05:51

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It's a two-fer day.... I'm so upset—my barber said he can't cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter. How is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it, I cry. And here's a freebee... Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump.