Nothing is more terrifying than hearing someone say "breakout groups" in a meeting.

We should ignore Matt Hancock's ties to NHS contract firms because he's just too gifted to lose.

I hadn’t realised he was on the run.

I’ll never step into an IKEA again without thinking about this vid x.com/CosyCIub/statu…

You don't have to be 'good at languages' to learn the German that puts you ahead in business in Europe or the French that makes you a more accomplished chef or the Italian that makes more sense of opera & music. Combine languages with other subjects & you can go so much further.

the room next door - Boris Johnson and Bunny Hugging

This. I’m worried my team won’t make it though another five weeks. The workload is immense. Burnout highly possible. Worrying.

It got bad Gwyneth.

On behalf of the whole UK, I apologise to #Eurovision for the embarrassment that is Amanda Holden making it all about her plus her stereotypical ‘I don’t speak foreign’ 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

I can get behind regular Labour pub crawls 😃🍺

Today my son told me he doesn't have a favorite Beatle, but he has a favorite sandwich. I'd say I'm failing as a parent, but then he said turkey with bacon and cheese, and he's not wrong. That is a pretty spectacular sandwich.

My husband asked if I wanted some cake and I said “just a small piece” and then we laughed and laughed as I ate 37 small pieces until there was no more cake

If you want to know why Gen X’ers are always mad it’s because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection that was then replaced with a cd collection that was then replaced with MP3’s and damn it how many time must I pay to listen to grunge

To anyone attending the "Fly the Flag" event at Portsmouth. Please do NOT attend if you intend to be offensive to others. Many are watching this event just now. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

I just want to repeat this message if it is your intention to come to Fly the Flag and cause offense please DO NOT come. Not in my name. FiLiA

The vicious and escalating media campaign against trans people will be damned by history. Silence is complicity. Don't abandon one of the country's most marginalised minorities in their time of need.

The Establishment War on Stonewall youtu.be/5-lHMAjyo5c via YouTube