My head is still spinning. 💀

If you ever think that sex will be a great gift for me, just know I’m going to look for a present else where. Whether it’s Christmas, my birthday or even our anniversary. That’s not a gift, it’s just a bonus. Put some damn thought into the gift. Your 🐱 is NOT the prize.

Always remember gents, go where you’re celebrated and not tolerated. A man who celebrates himself, attracts people who will want to celebrate him and with him. This is the kind of woman you attract when you don’t celebrate yourself.

Pb&J da looooonnng waaaaaayyy

This is the season LeBron gets that 5th ring, I can feel it in my bones. 👍🏾

We can’t be fighting this heat, flies AND mosquitoes all at once bro. 😞

That time I’m as single as it gets. 💀

Long day ❌ Long life ✅

Clubbing EVERY weekend is grounds mahn.

😂😂😂😭

I’m still yet to meet a Xhosa woman with a soft voice, they all be sounding like Batman fr.

KITES

A very tough Sunday for Ferrari supporters. 🤣

I just know my soulmate is in Japan bro, there’s nothing for me here. 😞

April honestly couldn’t have started any better for me. I’m so grateful. 🙏🏾

Not having a license is all fun and games until you get a Bajaj for a Bolt ride. 🤧

Y’all be saying way too much on here.

We are really living in the end times.