Me at work asking Lanah's mom if she has an iPhone charger

Who is Abraham without half evil

Who got a good country playlist

I legitimately had a really good 2022. I got a car, a license, a decent job, and decided what I want to go to school for (at least for now). I fr bossed up and things are finally starting to look up for me.

I don't want this girl bro 😭

This bitch is so boring ain't no head in the world worth it

$1,342 down the drain (I paid tuition)

I had a fire ass beat in my head but I forgot it

My rizz went up 20 points

Morton college been under construction for 2 whole years

I forgot my locker combination code for Morton 😕

Need more copium in my tank

"I put q-tips in my ears when I masturbate" -some shit Joesph's boy Johnny said the other day

I wished her happy women's day and still no head

wtw gng

I don't even need to be rich. If god dropped me like 10K tomorrow all my problems would be gone

Yeah I can actually

Serial killer era soon

Just put my boss onto El Meson

looking back, Paisans is so mid