Been laughing at this for a good minute. Sounds like some medieval torture method for someone who stole a chicken.

Keanu Reeves & Laurence Fishburne putting in the sweat for the fight scenes in The Matrix,1999

Waiting for the UK to announce Thatcher 2: Truss No-one

Benedetto!

Third-style Private Bennedetto and I are out making sure nobody or their brother does any type of work at all today! Stand down, citizen. You wanna have to give me five bucks?

ジムニー運転したくなっちゃった？

Lupin drip Cagliostro swag

🦆ぐわぐわハウス🦆ナイトタイム🌃

I can't believe he said that

I don't remember writing this. Doesn't sound like me. In fact it's the exact opposite of what I'd do.

Played this twenty years ago Twenty years ago maaaaan

Since times are tough right now, instead of a whole state funeral the UK could save a ton of money by having a simple and quick burial. Just chuck her in a hole and be done with it.

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