Everyone say a lil prayer for me as I enter the dish room depths of hell for my first shift.

remember this? Jon youtube.com/watch?v=kWEqm8…

And I Will be the first independent (& far from last) musical guest on #SNL next month! Very special performance planned! #thirdmixtape

Me @ graduation this spring

I'm getting 2 new cousins all in one week and I don't know how I got so lucky?!!

I don't think I can ever listen to enough modest mouse

16 people who 100% did not meet Ed Sheeran bzfd.it/1SFt4X1

Considering asking my prof for a deadline extension on the final paper that's due in an hour bc #NationalStressAwarenessDay

"I'm a pussy, why can't you guys accept that?" -Dave Asprey

Nominees Announced for US Yachtsman and Yachtswoman of the Year dlvr.it/CyjsQp

"Look at Dee, sitting on her cloud of judgement, handing out life lessons to all the sinners" #alwayssunny

"Or even Kasich could get it. he's like the black unicorn isn't he?" - Ryan Bennett #darkhorse

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The funniest 3 month pictures you've ever seen.

to real friends, to the real end til the wheels fall off, til they don't spin

"My backs as stiff as a wedding dick" - my mother

Happy birthday Chance The Rapper! adding my favorites as I go.. Thank you for your magic