Fumbling a friend group by ageing out of binge drinking

Where are your kids?

“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.

those animals got to keep their voices bc elphaba fought for them btw

this is the truth for most people

she's bringing back amazingly bad drag please respect her

when I was a kid I used to think hung up by Madonna was the best song ever made. then I grew up and matured and realised that hung up by Madonna is absolutely the best song ever made.

feeling DROP DEAD GORGEOUS (1999)

I get her on a completely different level. I too know what it feels like to be the prude amongst the alternative, and the pervert amongst the conservative

Uber asking me if he can answer a call from “precious one”

they should do a snatch game where everyone is forced to play Cher

Darlene Mitchell getting the call for the next all winners season:

27 is the new 21

nothing reminds me more of darlene mitchell more than this picture.

Orlando airport.. I was ready to cuss you out. But yall have an OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE?! You win.

Accidentally dropped and shattered my dirty salad bowl and now I don’t have to wash it anymore

Me when I wear the bob that makes me unable to correctly judge a makeover #DragRace