list of good jokes: polysemy

flamin' hot crystal meth

there are two types of phonetic mergers: "what the fuck how would you pronounce those differently", and "what the fuck how would you pronounce those the same"

everyone is the slasher victims everyone begs not to open the door

don't like? don't read! [puts illiteracy hex on you]

the blizzard diversity graph is good because it is a heptagon

if you're gay enough the sin overflows and you can go to heaven again

i've GOTTA see it: the flesh

to learn both that i am a goldfish of Helena and the visitors will not be slaked by my blood alone

love potion call that an estrus flask

hey what do you think it would take to get blocked by these people

silent clubstep trending??? actually historic day, please make the people at twitter need to write an explanation for this

i let out The longest fucking groan at this oh my god i really didn't understand all the discourse around this thread, i thought, "oh haha, he's just using 'object permanence' as a tongue-in-cheek way to refer to-" nope! he /genuinely/ doesn't know what "object permanence" means

i don't get it

am i onto something