dolly parton's 9 to 5 is a great song about the frustrations of the working class and the realities of corporatist/capitalist labor conditions, but the thing i took away from it is that apparently people didn't used to have to be at work until 9 and i want that too

Niche polish artist I follow released a math rock song called “kielbasa”

Benson Boone is gonna pull a Timothy chalamet isn’t he. He’s gonna go from being cringe to boss hog

I’m not a hater. I’m not really a lover either. The town I grew up in manufactured a lot of industrial chemicals

Ozzy Osbourne had 2 bottles of vodka and then sang for 3 hours every other night for three decades.

Die alone and shut the hell up

Need a fast food place that makes good soup

Building up my rejection muscles

Fuck the equinox it’s 9:00pm and the sun is out

I’m not getting slaves to do chores. I will live in filth or do my own tasks.

Never stop being tapped in. Never give up on youth.

Posting siddhartha on your story will not get you hoes!!!!!!!

If you have DV license plates you should be forced to buy a base model Toyota and nothing more

"Its more expensive to buy groceries than to eat out" is something only uttered by someone afraid to have beans for dinner. And that's fine. More beans for myself and my peers.

Sick with no video games or guitar and some Chinese person from a random number just texted me. It’s game time.

white people love turning red

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

As soon as my hair gets long enough I’m shaving everything except a rat tail

I have the work ethic of a Japanese salaryman