Completely irrelevant but, can I just say I absolutely love that dock passport stamp thing we’ve done for the announcements? Media person absolutely smashed it with that.

everton fans 83% optimistic going into a new season

Branthwaite in August every season

I'll wake up in a minute. Can't believe what I'm seeing. My club finally acting like the biggest club it is

😭

We lost to this Pol Potter ball in preseason 🫣

Fair play Sunderland, they're here to compete this season

PSV laughs at everyone posting numerically and flexes with a lineup design that does it both positionally AND in formation 👏🏼👏🏼

The Joao Pedro FPL play was a great pump fake and of course I fell for it #WildCardNextWeek

Why do our fans have an obsession with big 6 shite like Hojlund or Sancho. Players like that are the mistakes we made under Moshiri

we may be shit but at least we dont go "you shit bastard ahhhh" on goal kicks

Never a penalty that. Where else can he put his arm? + Hes clearly trying to tuck it behind him.

#LEEEVE - 84” It gives us great pleasure to award the first penalty of the season fairly against Everton, after Tarkowski made the fatal mistake of not removing his arm from his body pre match.

When Chris Kavanagh was VAR he deemed this not to be a handball by Rodri, yet as a referee on the field he believes this from Tarkowski is a hand ball. No words.

Everton in the first 5 games of every season

As it stands now, this window has been a failure. Have the players we brought in decent signings/will be? I think so but everyone agrees that the two positions we needed before the season begins was a RW and a RB. To have neither by the first game of the season is negligence

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The Hojlund and Vardy to Everton links

LOLLLLL the blind AF assistant referee from yesterday is Assistant VAR on Sunday

2 CB’s at fullback & inverted wingers in the frontline who aren’t the quickest Ah yes, what I took from Everton over the summer & the first game is ‘let’s get more narrow!’