actually drooling at the thought of this 🤤

passionate appraisal havers dni

i was set up…. 104 wishes. . .? nah this is a setup

finally fcking gotchu AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA FINALLYYY

chapter three of the event …. the lore alone is phenomenal. i love love LOVE learning more about the enigma that is sylus. and the tension is so thick now omg i was giggling like a dang fool HE MAKES ME CRAZY

////EVENT STORY SPOILERS . . . . . . . i need him so bad i might actually start a riot

////EVENT STORY SPOILERS . . . . . . . lemme just see the weapon in your pa— [CALL DROPPED]

Sylus’s Word of the Day™️: T H R U S T 🥵😩🤤

God i miss space 💔 my shayla 🥀

he will be ridden in ways unknown to mortals #MeatToMeat

i can’t believe this is my life, i can’t stop winning 🥇 i literally can’t stop winning. life is worth living and i have tears in my sylus main eyes.💕

i will be a heat wave owner SOON.

it …. is time.

hm. (WARNING: unprecedented levels of unstable obsession detected)

“Poor thing” … poooor thiiiiing…. ahaha. poor thing! ahahaha. POOR thing he says. sylus said poor thing!! hahahahaaaaa POOR THING POOR. THING. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA P O O O O O R. T H I I I N G! p o o r t h i n g !!! hrheheheghjll HHHAAAAHHAAA

i literally don’t care what anyone says, every new sylus card is the best one i’ve ever read. this is the best card ever. i’m so serious about my love for sylus i didn’t want this card to end

poor thing. HA! this fcking dragon i swear to God. soft eyes full of love having ahhh. stupid smug grin ahhhh he thinks he’s so slick

*spiritual humming*

just woke up from a dream about eating sushi off of sylus’s ass

i know it’s sunday but is it asking too much to want to be bent over a workbench in sylus’s weapon forge while a sweaty sylus rails me senseless from behind? the table is shaking and tools are flying off but he’s going at it just to hear my moans echo off the walls. idk sorry