does anyone want to S.I.M.P. (squirrels in my pants) for me?

bitches will complain they feel sick and tired but eat one meal a day and go to sleep at 4 am

I’m not H.A.G.S. this year.

My biggest flaw is probably being from the United States

Harry Styles is the only man on the planet I would 100% trust to hold my drink at a bar

all men do is lie and be 5’7

5’7 men be like “i love short girls” baby you ARE the short girl

Every man who says he’s 5’10 is actually a maximum of 5’8 and that’s just science

I hate when people say “ the bug is more scare of you than you are of it”. DID THE BUG TELL YOU THAT ?!

kesha was so right. we r who we r

how it started how it’s going

the eight (8) words every girl wants to hear

I be in trader joe’s with no list just vibes

are u gonna call me beautiful today or do i gotta go to the gas station?

Good morning

That’s Hot.

my dream job is no job at all.