Y’all get in relationships and cut all of your friends off or are half assed friends and then when you and the man break up now you want support and community. AHT AHT.
Yall my mama was watching a murder documentary that happened where we live. I walked in & heard them say his name. I said “Oh that’s funny. I dated a guy with that same name. He went to Julliard.” My mom’s mouth dropped. And that’s how I found out I dated a murderer.
The mother sees a picture of me tubing on the Nile...
Mother: DID YOU GO WHITE WATER RAFTING????????
Me: No, just tubing. It was very calm.
Mother: SO YOU WERE ON RAPIDS???
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