Most people don’t know much about the Office of the DC Auditor, but they consistently do fantastic work for the city. (Like finding $68.7 million for DC during a tough budget year.)

Referring to the NYC mayoral election as downballot is hilarious lmao Martin’s home state (MN) has ~5.8M residents. NYC has 8.8M. There’s only municipal elections this year so what is Mamdani downballot of?!

This job is a perfect match if you want to be paid to receive emails from me

some of mine were, but Im not. I think you people over-identify with your bloodline. go out there and be your own person

I’ve been bullish on Janeese Lewis George’s odds for some time. Never more so than rn. 🤞 she decides to run

2B05 🔛🔝

My favorite Jackie Reyes lore was when DC residents showed up at a parade to protest the Mayor’s cooperation with ICE, she had her staff photoshop out the protest signs and post the photos with her agency’s logo. It’d be easier to just stop helping ICE, but here we (still) are.

DC DPW’s slogan being “the Preferred Choice” when you either 1). Live in a singe family home or small apartment building and they’re required to serve you or 2). Live in a large apartment building where they aren’t allowed to serve you Literally no one gets to choose them!!

DC: cooler reputation than the Brits

Midtown begins at 14th St Uptown begins at 34th St Upstate begins at 59th St Westchester is Canada Thank you for coming to my TED talk