"Why didn't they just, like, take the Eagles into Mordor?"
"Joe, it wouldn't work. Wouldn't work. Sauron has the NAZGUL."
"But wait wait wait - they couldn't just fly around them?"
"Have you seen the Nazgul, Joe? Huge. They were unbelievable. You know, too, if an Eagle had the
“Year 3434 End of the Second Age: Gondor defeats Sauron and the One Ring is claimed. This is the Account of Isildur.”
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