⠀my own death does not frighten me. but yours .ᐣ oh, that is my greatest, deepest fear.

I wasn't born yesterday I know you're doing it on purpose .

Thank you , Johnny . ( Light scoff , eyes rolling . )

Uh huh ... Hold your horses , sea cowboy . You see and don't touch . ( Repressing a smirk , folding his arms to hide his goodies . )

Can you— can you stop squeezing my beautiful twins of meat , then ?

( Immediately frown as he let out a gasp . ) When have I ever allowed you , Johnny Bravo ?

摸 #johnshi

( Smacking his hand , raising his eyebrow . ) You WISH . What's up with you lately being all touchy ?

#johnshi bye [bikers au]

( His frown depends , smile vanished as he turned completely serious . ) No you didn't . I would never— No .

... ( He shook his head , before rolling his eyes , shaking his hand now too as he thinks the other is joking again . ) I really don't have the time for this , Johnny—

Unless I got hit in the head then no ! Why would I— ( Realization hits , eyes going to the side for a second before staring at the other blankly . ) ... There's another . Another Johnny , and he hasn't shown interest in introducing himself .

No . Not that one . And I think it's obvious why . ( He starts looking around . Why is he suddenly so anxious ? This bad feeling creating a pit in his stomach . ) I didn't kiss you . And I'm serious .

I know how to say no , idiot . I would lead you on like that . ( He licks his dry lips before a small shrug shows . ) I— I guess not ? It's just weird . Ever Terminator—looking—ass me made his presence known when he was here . I didn't even know there was a third .

(Despite the uneasiness , it went away the moment the other sputtered the last comment, making frown as he slapped the other's sunglasses from their place. ) That's me you're talking about , asshole. ( With a scoff, he turns on his heel , leaving .) What a fucking guy ...

( a grunt! johnny's quick to grab his sunglasses &. readjusts them on his face, chuckling as he watches the other leave. ) 'n it's me yer gonna be under, too. ( too suggestive of a remark, but he doesn't mind — turns on his heel &. makes for his exit, too. )

Clocky.⠀ THIS FUCKING JOHNNY???? LMAAAAAOOOOOOO I KNOW MY JOHNNY IS PISSED AT HEARING THAT 😭

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This kiiiiind of daaaaay Couldn't get much better But it keeps on trying ! NYAH HA—HA—HA—HA