Arsenio Castro III (@a_cas3000) 's Twitter Profile
Arsenio Castro III

@a_cas3000

I am a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.

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calendar_today02-03-2011 14:59:36

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Twitter is like yelling in a large room, while others are yelling in the same room and then seeing how many people will gather around you.

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Jealous of my sleeping son in his stroller, I mused that there should be strollers for adults. My wife said "Wheelchairs. Dummy."

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Anyone who wishes to defend the hitting of children, or in fact hits children, should please unfollow me. We are not meant for each other.

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I am just going to say that the employees of the Apple stores of the mall of America and the Southdale Center are now my favorite friends

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My favorite April Fools Day prank is from the Colorado Governor's office! Gov. Hickenlooper hires Michael Scott! http://1.usa.gov/i740gr