giving out ARCs of book I just finished writing, hmu if you're interested. accepting blurbs from basically anybody at this point, let's hear what nice shit you have to say. Get gay with it, make me feel special, maybe I put your name on the back capisce?

Honored to have blurbed Jack Norman’s Sleep Capricorn, thank you Thingol and Bonfire Books!

advance readers are reporting depression and upset REM cycles. I've still got it baby 😎

i am tired of people using "ontologically" to mean "super-duper"

Pleased to announce the release of the best thing I've ever written. This one's short, but took a lot out of me tbh. Hope you like it.

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How to properly let Kindle Direct Publishing know that we're not interested in last minute design decisions, literally just put the fucking fries in the bag. anyway, we're working on this. Tales 8, forthcoming.

Very happy to have the folks at Antelope Hill pick up my story for this anthology; Some Recollections of a Grave Robber.

thank you to the inimitable MNM-DR for sending me a care package this october👹

Buy Sleep Capricorn or I will bust you down to the white meat

Fuck you, Chuck Tingle...prepare your butthole cuz we gonna get that sweet ass! Tales of the Unreal: Volume 8 cannot be stopped amazon.com/dp/B0FTSRJCFK

SLEEP CAPRICORN by Thingol coming this Wednesday, October 15! Still time for pre-orders: bonfirebooks.org/product/sleep-…

Finally, Unreal Press -SUBS OPEN- was kind enough to publish my story Sibyl in volume 7 of Tales Of The Unreal. The image below encapsulates the subject of this tale, albeit with horrendous consequences for the protagonist. unrealpress.substack.com/p/tales-of-the…

Unreal Press -SUBS OPEN- And if you're looking to grab a physical copy of Tales Of The Unreal Vol.7-because of course you are!-it can be found here. There are also fine stories by Arbogast von Frankenstein and Writer Niko Haapala among others. amazon.com/Tales-Unreal-7…

Essential information. Just learned that the 100+ total submissions i've amassed since 2024 is nothing at all

New article in The Metropolitan Review where I talk about weird goblin esque genius comic book man who wrote about peeling oranges and stuff😍