why is it called “roasting a marshmallow” and not “toasting a marshmallow”?

the way he takes days to respond to my texts 🥰🥰🥰

not me sobbing while swiping through dating apps and simultaneously watching movies about finding love at christmas

health insurance in this country is an absolute JOKE

I’ve had enough of these blasts from the past

if you’re feeling the urge to call me “cris” - please stop yourself and think about what you’re doing

we're not okurrr

me: *wonders why my throat has been scratchy lately* also me: *screams at every minor inconvenience*

literally the stupidest thing I could have done was order chorizo nachos after cutting red meat out of my diet

do I spend $20 on groceries used to make 1 meal or do I just spend $20 on a takeout meal 🤔

I hate drunk me

3 meals a day is becoming too much of an expense

how is it possible that I still have 6 hours LEFT of work???? seems excessive to me tbh

my cat just caught a cockroach in my bedroom so clearly I won’t be getting any sleep tonight

selling 2 tix to #sicknewworld lmk if you’re interested!