her bitmoji soooo damn fine 🤤🤤🤤

when Mitch and I win a game on Fortnite I jump up and hit the griddy alone in my room

LIBERALS are trying to COVER UP how much I keep FARTING at WORK!! PEE-YOU!!!! 🇺🇸✝️

balls in my face johnson

can’t even go to the movies with my girl anymore because they got that fine ass ryan gosling in everything these days. can’t lie he had my boochie a little wet too 😂

good evening everyone how are you

for me 👨🏼‍🦰 I really like corn 🌽 ITS CORN 😂 a BIG LUMP WITH KNOBS 🤣 IT HAS THE JUICE 😆😆 I CANT IMAGINE A MORE BEAUTIFUL THING 😂😂😂

Guys I might have a micro

Heyyyy lol. All this talk about Spotify wrapped got me thinking how I was wrapped around your finger. And how I wasn’t in the top 1% of your listeners even tho I should have been. I still think of you as one of my greatest hits. Anyways, you don’t gotta text back.

If we’re talking about the gran skeem of things? I’m usually horny.

At traitor joe. Why do they call him that? Was he in the confederacy? Not very woke …