Who says men can't multitask? I can scroll the innocent messages and nudes you send me, stroke my cock and eat chicken nuggets, all at the same time

May the 4th be with you

With Mother’s Day being on Sunday, I hope all you milfs get the recognition you deserve for all your hard work. I love y’all so much because you always have the fruit snacks and capri suns

Step into my office, it’s time for your performance review

Oddly content creation is one of the hardest jobs people think is actually easy

my life = scroll twitter become horny

So every year the Human Resources department at my work has a meeting/seminar and at some point talk about new ways/forms of harassment. I’m just waiting for "What To Do When One Of Your Employees Has Subscribed To Another Employee's OnlyFans" to be covered 😂

I got an education about titty sizes today! Sizes that I didn’t even know existed. F’s G’s….N’s??????? O as in O-MG!

being funny > being attractive

Bring back real good slutty captions for your slutty pics this year! I don’t wanna see no more Wattaaa or Chudaiiii

All girls with fat/nice asses should be required to wear yoga pants/leggings

Kind of wish I lived in an adults only cul-de-sac so I can masturbate and fuck w my curtains wide open for y’all to watch 🥹💭

Verbal freaks are my weakness

Gotta learn to stay off this app while I’m working smh

I hate when women are mean and bully each other… Just make out & bump coochies & film it so we can watch

I love watching that nut shoot outta my dick

I’m always shocked by how inspired I get from other creators on this app. Especially the ones on the rise, grinding and creating everyday

Editing my content makes me feel freakier than making it sometimes 🥴🥴

Happy (early) 4th of July to my American friends and followers, hope you have a safe weekend

Outside in my backyard half naked, grilling. This is that part of adulting you hardly hear about