That grass ain't gonna cut itself And you can't get your tan Underneath these covers And that four blade ceiling fan You know I love to see you With that two piece top untied But I can think of something better I ain't gonna lie Yeah, I could use a little rain Beating on a

NEED!!

I find pieces of you in every song I listen to

God’s country 💜

Well we are all thankful for boners

I’m totes not needing anymore whiskey but here we are at only 7:24

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility

Good morning y’all

I find myself drawn to people who are intelligent, funny, and perverted.

We should really be making out on your lap right now.

If you play with my hair without me asking I might just might fall in love with you

When somebody cares for you, it is so apparent. In their words, in their gestures, in their actions- it is obvious. Don't settle for anybody who leaves you wondering.

Good morning y’all

It's not always you. Sometimes when people act funny, it's because they've betrayed you and they don't know if you know it yet.

But like these blue skies

I'm fluent in 6 languages: profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos, and real talk

Good morning y’all

Love isn't always perfect. It isn't a fairytale or a storybook. And it doesn't always come easy. Love is overcoming obstacles, facing challenges, fighting to be together, holding on & never letting go. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, & impossible to live

Always keep a bottle of tequila in the fridge. For special occasions, like Wednesday.