A beekeeper in Massachusetts has been arrested after unleashing an entire swarm of bees on police officers who were trying to evict an elderly cancer patient from his home. Over 1000 bees died in the struggle, and one officer had to be hospitalized for bee-related injuries.

Pubity From the bee union I'm hearing that this was an incident where a human had an allergic reaction and bees were involved. No clear evidence the bees caused it. The officer also had a receipt in his pocket for peanut shrimp.

Richard Dawkins: "Trans women aren't women, biology determines your sex and people who think they can define gender separately from biology don't understand biology or language, this is like Rachel Dolezal" Also Richard Dawkins: "The computer that called me a genius is a woman"

really, really funny that the guy who wrote The Selfish Gene, a foundational influence on Metal Gear Solid, would go on to develop AI psychosis. Kojima beat you at your own game man. the word “meme” belongs to him now

Why would Tim Heidecker have nightmares about Sam Hyde? Tim isn't an underage girl. What is Sam Hyde gonna do to him?

adhd is so embarrassing like i really gotta take meth to wash the dishes

shoutout to our political discourse for clearing a lane the size of the grand canyon for creeps like tucker to drive through!!

The hardest part about being dumb and broke and in your 20s is realizing you’re 37.

Every now and then I remember Tim Walz’s “they’re weird” campaign and how close the dems were to actually shifting the way people perceive the right in a very real way and then they just…stopped

Lmaoooo it’s funny when people ask things like “Growing up with ADHD, how did your parents help you with [xyz]” They didn’t! They just beat my ass! 😀

As a boy my melancholic nature would depress dinner guests, babysitters, teachers, other children, etc. so my mother shipped me off to a Smile boarding school where I learned how to lighten up. The older students would torture me with knives every Tuesday

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

when ur toxic traits are avoidance and isolation but ur love languages are quality time and physical touch

i’m not exaggerating when i say the 37 second mark has maybe the worst sounding yell ive ever heard in any song. sounds like someones strangling gilbert gottfried

misogyny whispers to leftist men like the green goblin mask

I’d honestly play a suburban teenager coming of age walking simulator story video game if it had branching paths at pivotal moments where you fan easily fuck up your life forever on accident