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Went and looked at the armor section of the museum on my lunch break

If you saw me yearning earlier, no you didn’t :)

Having a lot of fun lately living mischievously and enjoying new experiences. You all should try it sometime

They’re kissing

I know I say this at the beginning of every September, but time is moving so fucking fast and I need it to slow the hell down

The river needs to be fed one car a week otherwise it will get angry

Would you still love me if I were a Steve?

Fall weather has me feeling like a little pumpkin slut

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Should I kill myself?

Opening up a little clam shack at the shore and naming it, “Only Clams”

Sir, a second weekend Venmo request has hit. Your checking account is under attack

Crazy how songwriting peaked in 1966 by a man with a bowl cut and schizophrenia

in another life i would have really liked just smoking crack and listening to fleet foxes with you

Slave 2 the automobile. Henry ford is god king

Another hard day of spreading misinformation online