I received a wedding invitation. At the bottom it said: “Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the wedding.” I was confused, so I read it again and again. It's been an hour & I'm still confused! Am I invited or not??

So much oil in your stew, are you not scared of the United States 🇺🇸?

Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.

i think some people don’t realize how close they were to being loved forever

Eze scores the goal of the season which is also his first ever goal in the UCL. Run in Eze is real folks. 🚀🧨

girls meet you in person and suddenly know how to reply texts quickly

Moments like this.

WATCH | Zimbabwean Civic and Opposition Political leaders have withdrawn from public hearings into the proposed Constitution Amendment Bill. Constitutional lawyer Adv Fadzayi Mahere says the process is being rushed and that ZANU-PF is scared, as it does not want people to speak

I rather believe a politicians promise than a woman's body count😂

Mentally I don’t think I can support Arsenal again next season

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

one of my biggest faults is that when i ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

even as a joke don’t belittle anyone.

first in my bloodline to ignore whatever the bloodline believes in

There will be no doubt who the gods have chosen to rule. #HOTD Season 3 premieres June 21 on @HBOMax.

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️

Win or Die. #HOTD Season 3 premieres June 21 on HBO Max.