i love this discourse of shane being the freak a leek in their relationship and need every fic available that proves it

we’re getting more unhinged by the day (don’t stop)

You can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. I love Shane Hollander but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) & can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out for his actions (which are always correct)

ils "Ilya admired the freckles speckled over Shane's nose and cheekbones. The bedroom light cast an amber glow over his perfect skin, and Ilya couldn't believe how he got so lucky. Shane pressed his velvety lips against Ilya's ear, making him shiver. "Fist me," he whispered."

shane: ok so i’m a baby monkey and all of the other monkeys are bullying me and— ilya: i’ll kill them shane: no listen, and they’re rejecting me and— ilya: I want names, give me names shane: no, hold on i’m not done and then ur my stuffed animal—

when ilya’s yelling at shane on the vegas rooftop this is who he’s yelling at

with their emotional support baby