my loyal instagram story likers have my whole heart

my big 3? yapping, napping and snacking

ur in his dms, i’m on that good kush and alcohol

The next day.

yall don’t blame the government for your problems enough and i think everyone should start doing that.

I’m a lover and a leaver.

And then you go home and tweet about her.

Sunny I'm so sorry you had to fill out a form. Tell us all about how that impacts your life! This is a safe space.

Americans aren’t real😂

Microdosing suicide by having a decent paying 9-5

Someone once said, “If you get on the wrong train, be sure to get off at the first stop. The longer you stay on, the more expensive the return trip will be.” They weren’t talking about trains.

I hate friends that be like “can u send that 3$ u owe me” like damn cheap bitch I forgot you bought me that vitamin water

Mind you there is no current plan for lowering the cost of groceries