Darlington and Brazil! #GlastoFootyShirts.

marxist-leninist… more like mccartneyist-lennonist

chewing gum is low-key goated when having fresh breath is the vibe

hi besties how are we all today remember to like comment and subscribe

for the record i promise it wasn’t me

no one: ken:

telling my kids this was confidence man

who would win in a fight?

it’s true i’m not best pleased

jockstrap been real quiet since this

putting up a christmas tree is like putting up the tent of winter

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not enough questions being asked about why parrots can talk i reckon, something going on there…

in the polling station. straight up “exercising it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just say. my right to vote

Just ordered off the SkinnyLicious®️ menu in cheesecake factory so if anyone sees a speck of dust flying around it’s me

Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family