Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

Leaving the restaurant to smoke before your food come is junkie action idc😭😭 😭

Sports betting has taught me more about probability and statistics than school ever did

Uh…. Did bro just go on the quietest jordan run in the history of sports?

Me everytime somebody call my name

Jaylen Brown strikes again!! 😭😭

I’m dressing up as Mike on the thriller album cover and buying two seats so i can sit down like this the entire movie

3-6 season over. Fire Raheem Fire Zac Put Jeff Ulbrich in charge and give him the rest of the season to see what he can do.

The OG smokers typically have smoke etiquette. It be the YNs that just pull that ZA out anywhere 😭

perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest

The Falcons have now lost 5 in a row after getting swept by the Panthers. Bryce Young goes for a career high 445 passing yards. It’s time to fire Raheem Morris, now. RT to sign the petition.

I was literally just talking to sb abt this lhh

damn how thanksgiving next week n halloween was last week

That “FAHHHHH” sound effect makes everything 10x funnier

Nike Tech not cool anymore!!!!?!??!! That's fire. Lower the prices! Nike

My cousin keeps cheering against my bet and I’m dead ass going to rock his shit (He’s 9)

My daughter hand-writes her college application essays, then types them up. She plugs them into an “AI detector” like they tell kids to… and every one comes back 80%+ ‘likely AI.’ She’s been writing these all week. She’s frustrated. She’s furious. I don’t blame her.

Happened to me in college lhh

We hired Raheem Morris 4-8 this season. 33-55 as an NFL head coach. Other coaches we interviewed before we hired Morris; Mike Vrabel 10-2 Patriots Ben Johnson 9-3 Bears Mike MacDonald 9-3 Seahawks Jim Harbaugh 8-4 Chargers What a monumental fuck up. #Falcons #DirtyBirds