⚠️Is there no doctor (neurologist or toxicologist) in the Netherlands who can help this young lady Céline??

My arse is the spring and the blooming fruit blossoms

My arse is one of the world's best restaurants.

How many arses does god have?

My arse is like a massive truck Whose route is full of empty road; My arse is like a little duck Whose pond belongs to it alone; My arse is like a a river mouth That flows into a halcyon sea; My arse is gladder than all these Because my love is come to me.

All the people in my arse could be placed from end to end around the world Could fit into the Empire State Building seventeen times if you opened the windows Meanwhile, my arse is more intelligent than a toddler. It knows fourteen words and it can argue in five languages

Comedians have spent many weeks - many 168 hours - complaining that their voices are being silenced. Meanwhile the holocaust, the pandemic, the mass extinctions.

I thought I was dedicating years of my life to recording for posterity the true soul and dialect of the times but I took a step back and it was a blueprint for the living room before the extension was put in.

We're live! Coming up Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt

Whether the egg or the chicken came first, who knows, but I bet people think they do know the order of a turd and an arsehole. You cannot have a shit if you do not have an arsehole, they say. But this is not right. The correct question is, what came first, a crap, or an anus?

My latest: "All hospitals in northern Gaza are officially out of service ... Emergency interventions will be meaningless," Gaza health ministry warns as total communications blackout continues trib.al/dA7SJdN

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but my arse is The Channel Tunnel.

I will extol my arse at all times; his praise will always be on my lips. I will glory in my arse; let it blow and rejoice. Glorify the fart with me; let us exalt his name together. I sought a shit, and he answered me; he delivered me from all my wind.

"the last three test flights, conducted in January, March, and May of this year, all ended in destruction" colitco.com/spacex-starshi…

Watch: Jon Elmer breaks down the latest on Iran’s missile attacks on Israel, in a special edition of the Electronic Intifada Resistance Report m.youtube.com/watch?v=77w9LP…

My arse, I am Thine; What a comfort divine, What a blessing to know that my butthole is mine! In my arse's hands Thrice happy I am And my buttcheeks dance When He calls my name.

Proof of Hawking radiation is no longer needed because my arse is always making these emissions although usually of course nothing in its path can resist my anus' gravitational pull.