There is something about me that just attracts the most diabolical characters. It makes no sense because I’m sure I’m very normal.

Today is the day I get things back in order

Judge Judy actually played a part in my upbringing and how I’ve turned out loool

Tim Duzit >>>

Real

I do not visit anyone’s profile except my own so I don’t want to see my name on anyone’s grok list

I’m acc terrified that Meg and Dejon will win this thing

Still laughing 😭

Too much of my time is spent chasing beauty service providers for responses, like plsss get a PA I’m begging 😭

The use of “hey” here is acc hilarious

They’re doing a Netflix documentary about the reality of the Biggest Loser TV show. I will be watchinggg.

I love a good second verse, like yes keep me engaged to the enddd

This sabbatical has taught me so much about my resilience. The things I’ve been able to handle has shocked me

I’ve also learned that I can live off about 20% of my regular monthly expenditure when I actually *think* about my spending lollll

The way my phone is on silent with no vibrate all the time. I wouldn’t be able to rest otherwise.

The producers bringing back Blu is evidence they acc deeply hate us as viewers

Blu wants to argue but he’s not sharp enough, it’s mortifying to watch loool

The way he’s been with Shakira has kinda made me forget how I felt about him a week ago

The TikTok shop purchase that woke me up from my madness was definitely red mascara. Because what the heck did I buy that for???

Finally getting to use these recs woooo