>Elon coming out of a K-hole to find he made MechaHitler

Ask a centipede which of its 100 legs is the fastest, and it forgets how to walk. Momentum is your biggest ally. Just keep fucking moving,

I tend to steer clear from girls who’re into astrology and woowoo energy stuff. Totally into crazy bitches, but this is just not a kind of crazy I can get behind.

Watching Chris Benoit career highlights looking for what did it.

Please don’t make this a thing. Reads like a discount code. 😭

Experience isn’t the best teacher, it’s the only teacher.

WHY DID HE NOT REDEEM IT???

Your ability to listen, really listen, can make you the most charismatic person they ever meet.

Clearest example of “If the shoe fits” in history

Main character syndrome

Stop affirming everything. Bring back skepticism and calling out bullshit when you see it.

Are women grown adults that can make their own decisions (and mistakes)? Or are they infants that can easily be manipulated by older men? Which is it, feminists?

i wake up. something’s wrong with the clock on the wall. the numbers are jumbled. my hands aren’t right. i tell my wife. she responds: “that’s not just an observation—it’s a powerful insight.” i scream.

If you're a dude and you're having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Control your lust and you’ll realize they offer you nothing.

God I’m so sick of this juvenile talking point. Though it’s probably the most reliable litmus test for someone’s IQ.

Israel isn’t “denying” the Gaza Genocide, they just claim that the numbers are embellished and the evidence is staged to garner sympathy for a political agenda. …sounds familiar

The most virgin looking motherfucker I’ve ever seen

Free will truly doesn’t exist

Thinking that saying “nigger” automatically makes someone racist is a “retarded” take.