Being a single father to a mf who won’t shut the fuck up is hell

if it’s one thing my redskins gon do in the last 6 seconds it’s CLUTCH TF UP

yall ever hit yo vape and the shit start tasting like a email

how do i remember that i forgot but i can’t remember WHAT i forgot

top tier naming choice

“dr doom is coming, we need to stop him!” the thunderbolts* :

Chris Hemsworth releases statement and thanks Marvel fans for supporting him as Thor ⚡️ “Playing Thor has been one of the greatest honors of my life. For the last 15 years I’ve held Mjolnir and then Stormbreaker as the God of Thunder, but what made it truly special… was sharing

somebody said i heard yo mama got a real foot w a fake leg😭

this is the coolest effect ever

lady w her kid in Giant told me “not to be weird but you smell so good.” Y’all can’t tell me shit anymore

this shit is fryin me😭

someone said “a victorian child would think this was hell”😭

TONY STARK, COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS, FUCK NIGGAAAA

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yall might’ve not knew this but i was born at a VERY young age