Me: overboils water Him: So because you’re buying gas now, you think you can be using it anyhow 🧎🏾‍♀️

The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit

me: i need to save money me: *gets money* me:

For his birthday she should buy him iron or mop bucket. Aura for aura. Egusi for Egusi.

The only thing men accept is natural to them is promiscuity.

This weekend, we witness a miracle 🥹 Over 30 years later, mummy Edith finally lives her dream starring in MORE THAN CLOSURE on Omoni Oboli TV. Thanks to her daughter and the gift of second chances. Dreams delayed are not dreams denied 💫❤️ #MoreThanClosure

But you bought plane, car, boat for yourself. Okay.

Annie Idibia celebrates her and 2face’s daughter, Olivia as she graduates from junior school 🥹❤️

You need good friends. You need community. You need family. You can’t do this life alone.

I simply do not understand playing a part in creating a child, but relegating ALL of the child care responsibilities to one person. That’s very absurd to me, especially when you’re both present parents and able bodied.

Some destinations are just safe (as in no surprises). If you want to go on a vacation, have a good time, eat well and not have to stress yourself, these are my top recommendations Maldives (of course) Kenya Qatar South Korea (yep) U.K. (🥲) Seychelles Greece Costa Rica

Thank you BellaNaijaStyle 🌹

“Person wey God don bless go think say others no dey work”

My hot take is that the intense push to monetize everything is killing the vibe, the ‘genuinity’ and/or authenticity. Every thing is now commercial, an ad or a marketing ploy. And if you are not making money off whatever you’re wasting your time, or even a fool to some.

Me after a week of pitching to clients just because I don’t want to appear lazy:

Real

Your body has always been loyal to you. Even when you called it names, starved it for acceptance or punished it for not looking like someone else’s. Your body is not a problem to be solved. It’s not a delayed project or a failed promise. Your body is not a before or after photo.

Can’t fathom being with someone who isn’t absolutely obsessed with me and my existence. What do you mean you’re not waking up every morning thanking God for my presence in your life..???

Jesus take the biiillllssss 😭🧎🏽‍♀️

Someone she needs to buy iron for since apparently men are better ironers 🚶🏿‍♀️