Where is the Hoo.com website, RX, and where is all of our money? #hoo #crypto #cryptocurrency #bitcoin #btc #scam #hack #rugpull

Attention all hoo.com (Hoo.com) users: These are scam accounts that are trying to steal your money! @support_HooDesk @Hoo_exchangeHp DO NOT interact with them and certainly don't give them any information! Use hoo.com, which is still there.

If this doesn't get you in the The OED, Dan Savage, I don't know what will. #savagelovecast rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…

Annoyingly, I now have 99 Luftballoons in my head, and I'm still not quite sure why Stephen Colbert sang it tonight after a joke about fascism. The Cold War was Democracy vs. Communism, n'est ce pas, Stephen?

Just sayin'... Dan Savage #savagelovecast #savagelove #monarchy #johnoliver #lastweektonight youtube.com/watch?v=KWterD…

First 5-letter word that popped into my head watching The Late Show: navel. I have no idea why, but there it is. Also, can I count as the first time I'm playing Wordle? Does confessing I've never played hurt my chances of winning #colbertdle?

BEWARE Arbitrum Developers Arbitrum Core Arbitrum 中文区 (💙,🧡) @OffchainLabs! @Arblltrum is a fake account (w/563k followers!) using your Twitter handles to make itself look like the real Arbitrum. It's running an airdrop scam by getting you to connect yourwallet & then stealing your coins.

For explanation/insight into wtf is going on w/the banking system, I highly recommend this EllioTrades vid. You don't need to give a shit about crypto to benefit from his analysis (though after listening to it you may give more shits than you did before). bit.ly/mdrget

My friend Vipin Gupta to Elon Musk:

"Can the 2nd amendment be held up and upheld as written? Not by grammar teachers. Especially the Ones from Sandy Hook, Parkland High School, and now Robb Elementary." And now The Covenant School. No room here to list the 41 others in between. Sharing this poem by a friend.

New York peeps! Come laugh your ass off at my expense this week and enjoy a bunch of true tales from those embarrassing Awkward Teenage Years. instagram.com/p/CqhUJLBNGXF/

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Serious question: Can we use our voices and keyboards enough so that "couchfucker" replaces "motherfucker"? Are you on our side, Dan Savage? Do we need to enlist Samuel L. Jackson's help?