I’m too ugly for this shit

Unpopular opinion; Y’all women look cute af when you’re in a XL t shirt and shorts you can’t even see with your hair all messy. God bless y’all

Dating me is like when you find out the song you’ve skipped for the past week is actually fire.

old slipknot is still so fire idc

Just tryin to cuddle and watch anime

My ex likes to re-add me on snap every now and then, just to remind me that’s she’s still out there ready to ruin my life again

What the fuck is mustard

Can I get a life-hack for life itself plz

Not playin games anymore. I'm doing this shit for myself.

I cannot catch a fucking break

Bobby Tarantino II is litty mctitty Rap Ron Howard

Ugly people RT.

She's fragile, but worth it. I know nobody's perfect.

The actions and behaviors of men and women have completely flipped 180 degrees. Hard to find someone real nowadays.

#NewProfilePic

can i get a god damn YEET this instant