making batches of food while living alone is hard cus I made this Turkey chili that I’ve been eating for 5 days straight now and my gut cannot deal w all these beans.

feeling like a lucky gworl! 🥹🫶🏼

idk how to explain it but people who pronounce ketchup like “cat chup” were probably at the capitol on Jan 6th

7 year old on train: “excuse me? can I ask you something? can you please donate to my basketball team?” me: “I’m sorry, I don’t have cash” him: “SUCK MY DICK” me: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

birthdays are so depressing cus quite frankly, I did not ask to be here!

when is it gonna be socially acceptable to sneeze in public again?

“we went to the ‘zoo’…. petco”

it feels so good to be loved properly and authentically, especially bc I wasn’t even sure if it was in the cards for me for a while. 🥹

sometimes I feel like I look ok and then I see myself via the front facing camera and immediately wanna d*e.

there should really be some type of entry level common sense test that everyone needs to take before traveling through airports.

worked out in the morning, went to a skincare and beauty show, picked up some packages at my studio, picked up my dry cleaning, and grabbed a latte all before 5pm. feeling real adult rn.

I need a day to do and think about absolutely nothing.

my man my man my MAN 🥰

were draws not 15 minutes in a past life? 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

sometimes this entrepreneur shit makes me wanna d*e

plz do not put me on your close friends stories if you’re just gonna post babies. 😵‍💫

it’s baby wipe season in nyc

🗣️ babies do not belong in bars!! foh with your Patagonia vest ass!!!!!!!

an old white man saying “fuck you” to me before 7am on a Monday morning is exactly why I would rather not travel for the holidays lmfaoooooo

forgot about twitter lately and now I’m tryna get back into my fave venting space.