I’ll never get over yall lying during COVID with those “my aunt works at the pentagon” text babe your aunt works at Walmart be so fr

me coming to my mom before the scholastic book fair

Ngl everytime I look back at my old pics, I be like “wow I been tea for forever!” 😭

Disrespectful to him

Everytime y’all talk about Kayla Nicole this is who I think about 😭

Evidence textbook at exceptions to Hearsay

Packers and Lions lost?

I hate that Thanksgiving gets passed over as a season, folks just go straight to Christmas. BE THANKFUL FIRST YOU SCOUNDRELS

Me when I realize my joke came out a little too mean

NJ gubernatorial exit polls. Look at the Black vote:

BREAKING DEMOCRATS BLOWOUT! - Mamdani Wins NYC Mayor - Democrats have SWEPT Virginia. Governor, lieutenant governor, and the attorney general - Democrat Mikie Sherrill won NJ Governor. - Pennsylvania will retain all 3 Democratic state Supreme Court justices.

Ok that’s nice and all but WHEN

Twice. Go birds.

Not below freezing temperatures… I hope all you “I can’t wait til it gets colder” people are happy!!!

Somebody don’t be having a cooler with them

One thing ab being an English major is all the books that are becoming mainstream now were my class assignments in undergrad

Nothing irritates me more than when people answer yes or no question as an open ended question. PLEASE ITS YES OR NO BABY THATS IT

In honor of SUMMER WALKER dropping tmr, being a 4th bm is indeed crazy mama