a no-brainer really 🇺🇦

— Man, I'm going through a lot. — Do you want to TikTok about it?

How I convince myself that I’m a good person. When I pick up my dog’s shit at the park and notice a different dog shit nearby, I’ll scoop it up too.

is there a better term for man tits? compiling my 2022 Achievements List.

to me ‘body count’ is how many people I converted to #veganism

hey LG Electronics, does this look like 80% to you?

first Instagram substitute notification icon with reels that everyone absolutely loves, then swop what’s left for an extra post icon. peak game #design #ux.

Apparently my midlife crisis was cancelled: nytimes.com/interactive/20… Another thing taken away from millennials. #sad

Somebody queue #TheOffice opening theme

does this low-key mean that #amazon Prime Video is working on temporarily occupied 🇺🇦 territories?

this morning 4 random people asked me for directions. will I do well as a life coach?

people who’d ‘try anything once’, is dying on your list?

waiting for Loom to put out 1.7x speed up on real life interactions

keeping my writing career afloat

Quick pom scan with rabbit inc.