When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.

it’s 2005 and you hear this for the first time

Best guns in the game

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Jason Kidd was asked by Ron Harrod Jr. about the national criticism for playing Cooper Flagg at point guard. Kidd: "Criticism? That’s your opinion. You guys write that bullshit. That’s not — I’ve done this. I’ve played this game. I played it. I know what the fuck I’m doing. "I

CARLOS ALCARAZ HAS COMPLETED THE CAREER GRAND SLAM AT 22 YEARS OLD 🏆 He becomes the youngest men's player in tennis history to complete the feat ✨

Big day, Vault Dwellers! We hope you are planning accordingly.

Dave Chapelle: “If black, then it’s a gang, if they’re Italian it’s the mob, but if they’re Jewish it’s a coincidence.”

Fake

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That kid put the dirty jew sticky note on his backpack himself

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

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They’re worried about the wrong things 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bam Adebayo on the Heat losing to Utah: "We've got to find a way to win even against teams that are, I guess you could say, trying to lose.” (h/t Oh No He Didn't)

Life always has a funny way of humbling you 🙂🔫

Apocalypto (2006) ends with Jaguar Paw surviving the hunt… only for Spanish ships to appear on the horizon. Not a victory, not relief…just history arriving. One of the coldest final images in modern cinema.

There's only one

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