For people who are supposed to love unconditionally, families seem to have a lot of conditions.

Did you know If you clean out a vacuum cleaner You are a vacuum cleaner

About once a week I want Chick-fil-A & it’s a Sunday

Lmao so my state trooper brother in law found a donkey in the middle of the road and this videos killing me😂😂😂😂

Why can’t my heated seats get as hot as I like my showers

My bank account is gonna be at the “what condiments can I buy you for Christmas” level

My eyes are always bigger than my liver

I take off my glasses in class when I’m tired of seeing all the bs I haven’t learned

Patiently waiting for fuel to be as cheap as milk

Love that seeing 20 yr olds getting pushed in a buggy while looking at rotisserie chkn is normal in a college town

I just wanna see dust behind me when I go down my driveway....

Babe: “wanna eat my ass?” Me:

With temperatures and wind chills projected to be dangerously low, all #EKU campuses will be closed tomorrow, January 30th. Stay tuned for additional updates eku.edu Be safe and stay warm. EKU

Does anyone else’s parents jokingly not claim them hahahahaa The tables will turn Martha.

Really excited to be on the beach next week bc lent is coming up and ya girl lives w 3 Catholics

I just wanted to see her smile 😅

2019 and the winner of the derby can’t even be the winner of the derby

What do call a 3 humped camel Pregnant

when my bestfriend got a boyfriend i didn’t lose my bestfriend i just gained another one & if that’s not the mindset you have then you’re doing it wrong